Random Conversation of the Day:
Random Fight of the Day: (The Boy and Lizzy were in a huge brawl over who got to play the Wii first. I told them I was not going to get involved and they had to settle it themselves.)
The Boy: “I want to play first!” (punching)
Lizzy: “I’ll play ONE GAME and then you can have a turn!!” (repeatedly slamming him into the wall.)
The Boy: “I can’t breathe! And I want to go first!” (shoving her off him.)
Lizzy: “Let me go first and THEN YOU CAN GO!” (punching)
The Boy: “I want to go first. Besides, when you punched my tummy you made me puke in my mouth.” (Said conversationally and without any real anger.)
The Boy won and got to go first. After a few turns Lizzy said, “Sorry I was fighting with you. And hitting you and punching you.” Why did this exchange put me into a fit of giggles? I don’t know. I think I’m sleepy.