I am a little hesitant to post this, but I think by now we have all learned that I joy in sharing my horrors. After all, I’ve already shared a booger eating story with you, so what could be worse?
This. This post will be worse.
Back when I was a sad, pathetic schmuck and had to clean my own toilets, I used one of the kids’ old unused toothbrushes to scrub the bathrooms. It was way at the bottom of our bathroom drawer and hadn’t been used in some time. I scrubbed various bathroom fixtures with it and then hid it under the sink behind all the many cleaners and chemicals. “Surely the kids will not poke around in this area since there’s nothing but cleaner down here.” I thought to myself.
I think we all know where this story is going…
Yesterday when I walked into the bathroom, I saw it. Sitting up on the counter freshly used.
And I screamed. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
But yes. The Boy had used the toilet toothbrush.