1. One of the least enjoyable parts of motherhood for me are those conversations with your kids about topics that you really do not give a crap about. The “Oh! And then the last airbender found the princess water bender and blah blah blah and then the master fire bender and the earth bender blah blah blah” and this goes on for 20 minutes and I pretty much want to throw myself off a bridge by the end. And my brain totally checks out and I’m thinking about what is for dinner and bills and wallpaper but I am definitely not paying attention to my darling child.
2. I have this weird thing where I refer to myself in plural. I don’t know why I do it. Just tonight I was picking up some pizza and when the guy gave me extra Crazy Bread I said, “We only ordered one Crazy Bread.” And then I wondered if the guy thought I had multiple personalities because I was standing there by myself talking about “We”. Have I mentioned this in the past? I feel like I have. I need to stop referring to myself as “we”. It is embarrassing.
3. Kitty grabbed my camera today and yelled, “This Kitty’s toy!”. Nice try, little stinker. Also, hands off My Precious.
4. I figured out what Kitty’s hair reminds me of. Hobbits. She has hobbit hair. Need proof?
The curly mullet is straight up hobbit hair. No way around it. So, I am going to embrace it and have already started planning her Halloween costume. I’m thinking some brown knickers, a yellow vest, a cape, and some furry feet are all she needs to really pull it off.