The other morning Kitty woke up and dressed herself in an old Cinderella costume.
That part isn’t weird, but then she said, “Mommy, I want you to dress up, too!”. And since there is only one thing in our dress up pile that I can fit into, I threw this pink petticoat on over my pajamas.
And I said, “How do I look?”.
Kitty: ” Good! Now, let’s get married!”
Me: “Wait, What?”
Kitty: “Now we get married and kiss!”
Me: “Oh, is that what we are doing?”
Kitty: “Yes, and I am the princess in my pretty dress and we need to take pictures and kiss!”
Me: “Oh, I get it… I’m the dude because I have Prince Charming hair.”
It was an unconventional Prince Charming outfit, but she didn’t seem to mind. She was extremely disappointed that I wouldn’t kiss her on the lips, but I just… Can’t. Even. No.
And so I guess we are married now. I’m not totally sure about the details.